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Blonde Roots

Blonde Roots: (n)

1. A blonde person has dyed their hair and their roots have grown out
2. A phrase used to tell someone who doesn't have blonde hair that they are stupid or ditzy because of the stereotypical idea that blonde people are stupid or ditzy
Blonde: Wow, I really need to go to the salon, my roots are showing

Tanya: "OMG, did you know that Niagra Falls is in Canada?"
Rebecca: "Um duh, everyone knows that"
Tanya: "I just foud out! Isn't that awsome?"
Rebecca: "Careful Tanya, your blonde roots are showing"
Tanya: "Wha? Im not blonde!"
by vball1346 May 23, 2010
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Blond Conspiracy

The blond conspiracy is a secret agreement that exists between white people. It's all about hiding the fact that they lose the blond color of their hair at a certain point in their life.
Person 0 : Them crackers are petty people dude i know about their plot. It's their best kept secret, they do not stay blond for their entire lifetime.
Person 1 : I know about this too, it's called the blond conspiracy.
by J.Dee. January 22, 2014
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balongadongalooed

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Alvie: Guys I got my phone taken away :(
Sar: NO WAY i'm so balongadongalooed..
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dolphin blonde

The name given to a blonde with a bald vagina, smooth, hairless with a small blow hole for squirting!!
That stripper was hott, a true dolphin blonde too!!

I was with a dolphin blonde last night should of seen the juices coming from her blow hole!!
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