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James G. Blaine Elementary

A small elementary school located in Chicago Illinois where boys can pull there pants up to show their ass cheeks, but girls can't wear tank tops. A school where they stopped teaching Spanish probably because no one gave a fuck. A school where a teacher had an affair with the principle, and where if you go there and aren't white, you are 100% whitewashed. A school where during the summer becomes a spot for druggies, hookups, a meeting place for before and after the ledge. A school with pretty shit track teams, and a school that you're only popular if you're pretty/hot. And also a school that hates nettelhorst and bell for no reason. But for good reason.
White girl: omg I go to bell what school do you go to?
Other white girl: omg girly I go to James G. Blaine Elementary
White girl: omg you guys used to have clout, do you wanna meet up there after the Ledge?
Other white girl: omg yes for sure, see ya later girly.
by thickdickdaddy1312 October 8, 2020
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SchmaggledaggleMcSplappelRlappel, born in 1799, is the last living person born in the 18th century, but he is not immortal. He currently suffers from every known disease on earth. He is blind in both eyes and deaf in both ears, and is paralyzed from the ears down.
Person 1: Yo whos the new guy at that robbed McDonalds

Person 2: Oh yeah it was SchmaggledaggleMcSplappelRlappel Arnold Jeffery Jacob Eustace Charles Blaine Harold Fredrickson James Carlson V̅I̅CMLXIX
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Cocaine Blaine

King of the North Philly Badlands, heir to the Scottish Lowlands, Overlord of cocaine, and big trappa, King Blaine
Cocaine Blaine, that’s my dawg, I call him up to house this slut. We gon fuck her in da back of the bus, and fill her nose up full of dust.
by King Blaine August 5, 2023
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blaine

The biggest bad ass person alive, the best at rubik's cubes and sports
I wish i was blaine
by blaine billings June 18, 2018
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Blaine someone

When you're not quite sure of what to say or what was said.
Man 1, did you finish the project?
Man 2, .....
Man 2, blaine someone?
by Fifimon January 24, 2019
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Blaine

And complete mistake everyone hated and thinks is annoying
by Big_dadyy July 20, 2018
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