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Bi-Winning

Charlie Sheen's response to being called Bipolar.

Bi-Winning may be characterized by the use of the drug "Charlie Sheen," which can make your face melt off.

Bi-Winning can also be:

1. Starring in a not-so-funny television show, where the character is a diluted version of oneself (alcoholism, hedonism, and egotism included).

2. Engaging in debauchery and vandalism in a hotel room, with less than reputable characters, a few rooms from where one's kids are sleeping.

3. Denying anything is wrong with oneself even when the general public is disgusted with one's behavior, probably because of ego-induced desire for the limelight.
Nicolas Cage:
I just starred in this new movie. I played Justin Bieber's backup singer while combating evil flying toilet seats from outer space. Also, my character is trying but failing to overcome his addiction to awful sitcoms and cheese puffs.

Charlie Sheen:
That's some serious Bi-Winning!
by takingabreakfromstudying April 1, 2011
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bi-winning

Charlie Sheen's diagnosis for awesomeness.
Reporter:"Some are saying that you're bipolar."

Charlie:"Wow. What does that mean? Wow. And then what? What's the cure? Medicine? Make me like them? Not gonna happen. I'm bi-winning - I win here and I win there. Now what?"
by definitely not Martin Sheen March 16, 2011
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Bi-Winning

1. V. - the action of winning both here and there.
2. N. - Bi-winner - One who is both winning of overhere and over there.
Are you bi-polar?

I'm Bi-Winning.
by Jebusaveme33 March 27, 2011
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Bi-Winning Fed

The term Bi-Winning was coined by actor Charlie Sheen in March 2011. It refers to winning on the ultimate level. In response to a journalist's question about his mental health and whether he is bi-polar, Sheen replied that he was not bi-polar but was in fact "bi-winning" adding "I win here, I win there".

It is now a term being used to describe Ben Bernanke and The Fed. This references how the fed is always saying there's no inflation (win) (even when we see gas prices jumping, bills increasing, food portions shrinking, etc.), and that the economy is adding jobs (wins again).
“The Bi-Winning Fed­ wins again! It wins with no-inflati­on, and wins again with the creation of plenty of jobs!
by butter bee May 26, 2011
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bi-winning

What Charlie Sheen does on a daily basis.
What happens when your life is bitchin'.
Charlie Sheen is bi-winning. He wins there, he wins here. Charlie Sheen wins everywhere.
by charliesheenbitchin March 30, 2011
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Bi-Winning

To have both of your split personalities WIN simultaneously.
Charlie Sheen, when asked about being bi-polar:

“Wow what does that mean? Wow and then what? What’s the cure? Medicine? make me like them? Not gonna happen. I’m bi-winning. I win here and I win there. Now what?”
by theGorkman March 30, 2011
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Bi-Winning

A disorder that causes you to get fired from your hit TV sitcom, start sleeping with porn stars and become addicted to cocaine.

A.K.A. Charlie Sheen-itus
Are you bi-polar?
no, but i am bi-winning.
by themotoboy April 2, 2011
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