Leopold II of Belgium statue

A public urinal located in Belgium that is commonly used by drunk tourists who need to relieve themselves somewhere when a restroom isn't in close proximity to them.

Drunk tourist in belgium: *hiccup* I really need to relieve myself right now.. *hiccup*

Random Belgian: the Leopold II of Belgium statue is right there you know.

by Sproogli March 23, 2024

Belgium

Belgium a country who is part of the Benelux and the European Union bordering Luxembourg, France, Germany and the Netherlands. It was formed in 1830 25 Augustus

It is know for surviving the biggest disasters of the world: ww1 ww2 and the Cold War

It is also know for the highest tax on work and for there Belgian waffles
And fries

There government is ridiculous
I can’t even explain it
Speaking about there government

They hold a world record of 541 days with no government

American guy: Wow It’s so cool that France invented french fries
Belgian guy: What!? You’re kidding right? We invented fries.
American guy: No way! Why are they called french fries then!
Belgian guy: We invented these!
American guy: kills Belgian guy*
1 week later
American guy: WOAH these fries are delicious!

French guy: yeah you’re lucky Belgium invented them.
American guy: Oh-oh

by Beneluxlover February 28, 2021

Belgium Tower

Similar to a Dutch Oven and a Belgium Chimney, however, the act is performed during intercourse while farting and your partner is on top followed by pulling blankets over both.

I ate chicken vindaloo before my last hook-up and totally gave that broad a Belgium Tower!

by PT40 March 8, 2023

belgium waffel

When you smack a girl on the arse with a tennis racket while you are ejaculating

Give me a Belgium waffel tonight for supper and in the morning for breakfast

by Wayne Pearson July 24, 2017

Belgium threesome

Having sexual intercourse with your wife and girlfriend simultaneously.

I can't believe you convinced your wife into a Belgium threesome. That's crazy!

by Zctr December 8, 2024

belgium pancake

Your ass is so fat that you got to use panorama to get the whole thing in a photo

Andre: Yo Diara got that Belgium pancake!
Mike: Ya I know! She gotta use panorama to get a pic of it
Andre: Damn straight! I'd tear that shit up in a minute

by Flaming jay March 9, 2015