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Bathtub Skipper

Somebody who claims to know everything about warships and naval warfare, but actually has little to no real world experience in the field. The naval equivalent of the Armchair General.
There he goes, hating on the Zumwalt destroyers again. He's such a Bathtub Skipper.
by RoundenBrown October 16, 2018
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Bathtub in a Lobster

Not unlike "The Lobster", in that one is performing "The Shocker" with two different women at the same time, only with three people.

This sex act is performed by three women with the hands of each of the other two performing the "The Shocker" simultaneously with in them.

Thumb wrestling around the clit, six fingers in ones vagina and two in ones ass, everyones hands are busy.
Last time we were at a girl pile we orgasmed super hard from the "Bathtub in a Lobster", I knew it was true love as we held hands inside of our other lover, but I lost my ring for a while.
by D'jisorderly March 31, 2024
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Term used to describe something that has a ridiculous amount of lights of all kinds on it.
Ye Gods! This thing has more lights than Darth Vader's bathtub!
by RTM 1963 July 27, 2021
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Bathtub wasted

This is a state of inebriation when you get so drunk that you mistake a bathtub for a bed and fall asleep in a bathtub.
"She was so bathtub wasted she didn't realized she crawled into the bathtub to sleep instead of her bed."
by Mastro Lindo August 25, 2013
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Old man in the bathtub

An old man that is in a bathtub.
by anonymous May 24, 2021
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Elena Bathtub

The best Mrs doughtfire look a like

also very fond of blue turtle necks
kinda bitchy
by BigPappychulo April 24, 2019
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German Bathtub

A tub with raw sewage, human remains, and unrefined oil, which is used to wash, but not necessarily clean oneself, in order to mimic how Germans in the 1700's once washed themselves. (They still do it they're just really good at hiding it)
Nik: I can't Wait to take a German Bath in my new Jade German Bathtub
Kid: wtf
by Mr Dr Doofus III of Romaina November 25, 2023
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