Bathtub Milkshake

When You Drink Bath Water (Intentionally or Unintentionally)

My Brother Had a Bathtub Milkshake Last Night

by PuppyDogs&Weezer March 22, 2023

Bathtub turtle

When your stomach and penis float to the surface of the water in the tub, resembling a sea turtle popping its head up.

I have to remember to knock next time before I see another bathtub turtle.

by Kurtjohnson February 24, 2024

Bathtub List

A list of people you wouldn’t necessarily sleep with, but would let them watch for educational purposes as long as it was not within close proximity. For example, from
bathtub.

Yeah he’s harmless, in fact he’s on my bathtub list.

He wanted to learn more about poly intimacy, I don’t want him to participate and be a hands on learner, but he could be on the bathtub list.

by Lady cranberry June 18, 2025

bathtub circus

When you're taking a bath and decide to pump one out in the tub.

"Man, last night was so relaxing. I had a bathtub circus before bed.

by Courtesity June 14, 2024

Bathtub

A white rectangular object mostly used for sexual activity

Hey Ryan, did you hear that those two boys fucked in the bathtub

by GenderBender123 September 20, 2021

bathtub moments

When you read a sexy book in the tub and engage in some sweet solo action due to the books saucy words.

Jill is always enjoying some bathtub moments while rereading Fifty Shades Of Grey.

We ran out of hot water again bc Kevin and his bathtub moments… but at least we aren’t out of Kleenex again!

by Karen #4 June 2, 2022

Bathtub wasted

This is a state of inebriation when you get so drunk that you mistake a bathtub for a bed and fall asleep in a bathtub.

"She was so bathtub wasted she didn't realized she crawled into the bathtub to sleep instead of her bed."

by Mastro Lindo August 25, 2013