Bacon

A food Americans eat to gain a third chin

"Hey want some bacon."

"No you, bloody American"

by British_Tea50 June 9, 2018

Bacon

An edible food. Despite being named "bacon" its actually cooked. And despite cookie being named "cookie" its actually baked.

I ate a bacon for lunch yesterday.

by deware April 12, 2023

Baconizing

Baconizing is a term used to describe the process of the process of turning someone else into bacon and lard by means of over feeding them, or encouraging them to overeat.

Him: I’ll buy you some large fries with my ice cream.

Me: I don’t want fries I’m full. And I’m trying to lose weight

Him: (hands me the fries)
Me: nooooo I can’t resist them, they’re so tasty. You’re trying to sabotage my weight loss by baconizing me.

by Chadison Jawthorn August 21, 2020

Bacon

THE MOST BEAUTIFUL GIFT GOD GAVE TO THIS PLANET

BACON IS LOVE,
BACON IS LIFE

by JEDRULEZDAWORLD December 15, 2014

Bacon

Bacon is a salty cut of a pig. It is sometimes put in bread for a sandwich.

The bacon was very salt so Jack had to have a drink after his sandwich

by Bob the binman October 12, 2019

Bacon

Often annoying in unit 3 These abominations try to explode the reactor by clicking random buttons, They mostly select all the control rods and think that AZ-5 or Signal is a detonator, They also love to take off the covers of the AZ's They do not know how to chat and they do not know how to REACTOR EXPLODET the reactor, sometimes theyre smarter than usual, and mostly just stupid they rarely grind for power just sometimes if the bacon has the amount of iq to sync and start the turbines including the reactor.

we shot a bacon trying to click AZ-5

by alexalee0965 June 16, 2023

Bacon

Mostly known as the greatest meat of all time, bacon is also the greatest surname. The bacon’s Are quite the partyers and know how to have a good time in good ol Canada

Neighbor: boy those bacon’s sure are partyers

by 2@5 August 15, 2018