The Burton Coefficient

The Burton Coefficient is used to calculate the loss of control suffered by an item of compaction equipment whilst driving its steel drum up a wet ramp. It was first calculated by esteemed health and safety logorrhoea Christopher Burton on the 5th February 2020.

It is commonly quoted as 3W(Rainfall) - SD (Slope Ratio) = LC (Loss of Control)
Slippiness

I used the Burton Coefficient to design a new ramp for my lowloader

by ArthurVajazzle February 12, 2020

dirty burton

When a man kills a dog via choking on a large cock

Woah I heard that dog got the dirty Burton

by Chronicle of women’s rights May 10, 2020

robyn burton

usually a girl with red hair, is really freaky and records herself singing like a retard

haha look at that weird robyn burton

by jeffdapod June 1, 2012

Jake Burton

A Nice guy, has good looks, In love with Coco quinn and in the future famouse.
Caring can be clingy and works hard. Likes money!

Likes music (own taste)
Future Star - Trust
Sings (can sing cant write music)
Wants to hone his body (become strong)

Someone: Yo do you known jake Burton?
Other: Yea, Were friends
Someone: Lucky, Hes gonna be a star!

by Specszyx December 24, 2023

burton to this taylor

Known as someone that made you end your “hoe phase”. You came from a long lost of exes but you finally found your perfect match.

He can be my jailer, Burton to this Taylor

by DiamondsInMyEyes January 6, 2023

burton to this taylor

Someone that put and end to your “hoe phase”

He can be my jailer, Burton to this Taylor

by DiamondsInMyEyes January 6, 2023

Cliff Burton

The most overrated bass player of all time. He was the second bass player for garage band Metallica founded by a Danish midget and a Drunk. Cliff was basically their father and did everything to guide them as the oldest.

Cliff was the only one in the group who could write harmony and was an invaluable melodic assets on their early albums. And is known for bass solos

However, his actual bass technique is about the equivalent to that aforementioned Danish midget on drums. Extremely sloppy, missing notes and a tone that sounds like a wall of flatulence.

Whilst he was a great and legendary musician overall; compared to someone like Billy Sheehan or most other great bassists. He cannot hold a candle in raw technique as most of the time he has a wall of distortion that covers up his mistakes.

Person 1: “Did you just fart?”

Person 2: “No I’m listening to Cliff Burton’s isolated bass tracks”

by Bassboi2369420 August 6, 2023