Dude you need to lose weight.
“Nah, I love my dad bod”
You’re a 37 year old virgin. You don’t have kids. You’re not a dad. You’re just fat
“Nah, I love my dad bod”
You’re a 37 year old virgin. You don’t have kids. You’re not a dad. You’re just fat
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 February 8, 2023
Get the Dad bodmug. The perfect combination of both enjoying food and beer while not caring about the basketball shaped growth in your stomach.
by Dadbod123 February 10, 2018
Get the Dad Bodmug. by turtlehunter April 16, 2010
Get the Hot bodsmug. a dumbass show I watch at 1 am, for no reason other than South Park is over. pretty much based on guys judging girls by their butts and boobs, etc.
by THE REAL Grungegirl August 9, 2009
Get the battle of the bodsmug. by Ozpin September 17, 2019
Get the Callus Bodmug. Not to be confused with Dad-Bod, this is a temporary condition. A condition in which a sudden and intense emphasis is placed on the latest fad (i.e Crossfit, P90X, BowFlex). This is usually accompanied with a perceived increase in knowledge as it pertains to health, exercise and existence. It also starts the clock on massive injury and disappointment for them yet self-affirming fulfillment for you. In some cases involving white 30-somethings they might begin training for marathons or in, extreme cases, Ironman's. Dismiss these people altogether.
Check that guy out over there in the yoga pants. I used to see him in line at Cinnabon every day and now he almost looks presentable. Yep, textbook Fad-Bod
by Big Headed Midget May 13, 2015
Get the Fad-Bodmug. A cock smoker who relocates to the other side of the continent, yet still battles like a gladiator. Understandably, has more issues than the NY times. May be confused with Ralph Wiggum.
Oh my god its BOD. Hasn't that guy sorted out his shit yet? Fuck let's go before he sees us and we have to bash him.
by Slammer September 2, 2003
Get the Bodmug.