baja bazooka

a girl bends over and you put a shook up baja blast in her ass with a couple mentos

"Man I wish my girl would let me give her a baja bazooka i'd marry her on the spot!"

by Goontavious III Gonnius II February 6, 2025

Big bazooka homa mamas

The biggest breasts any woman can possibly have. Does not occur naturally on women who are Indian or Pakistani.

That whore has big bazooka homa mamas

by Bigboobtoucher July 8, 2025

Parole Bazooka

The rather graphic, violent act of destroying a loved-one’s orifice of choice, upon receiving the good news that he or she (or they, if you are so inclined) have been granted clemency, an early pardon, etc., and with all the pent-up seKsual tension and rage that inevitably accumulated during the incarceration period (because of course they were wrongly convicted of diddling that baby whilst polishing Dr. Frankfurter on multiple occasions — caught on several different Ring cameras). Must be achieved with an actual bazooka. Or a penis.

Diahanna: “WELCOMMME HOMMME HUNNNNNEYY!!!”

Carthage McFartface: “TURN THE lights OFF BIIISHH AN TURN AROUND IMMABOUDA GIVE YOU THE WHOLE PAROLE BAZOOKA AAAAGHH AAAAHH OOOHH AAAGH AAAAAAGGGHH!!!”

by Robaürt Du Maÿnnne September 15, 2025

The Bethesda Bougie Bazooka

While on maximum allowable dosage of your preferred brand ED medication, dry and powder your erect penis. Just before receiving felatio, apply a light coat of Pepto Bismol to said penis so that your dick resembles the look, smell, flavor and texture of a large piece of 80's style rock-hard Bazooka bubble gum.

My GF complained about the smell while giving head, so I slipped her the Bethesda Bougie Bazooka.

by Novierski August 24, 2021

load his bazooka

Chowing down on someone another person's nickel.

About an hour ago he invited himself into my kitchen and proceeded to load his bazooka.

by JCA/Bremerton February 6, 2022

Brazilian Bus Bazooka

When you retain sperm and don't nut for months on end. After you feel that you can't hold it in anymore, you are going to absolutely unleash your gargantuan load on the bus and on everybody in it.

"After months of trying to stop jerking off, I couldn't hold it in any longer. So I let out a Brazilian Bus Bazooka"

by JamesNewton February 4, 2025

Bazooki'd

The first case of being Bazooki'd, originally said by remotelogin on 05/15/2023 at 1:10 AM, was when velentiums destiny 2 solo speedrun of the first contact mission, got absolutely shit on by 18 seconds, leaving velentium spiritually, mentally, and physically distraught. The term is properly used when a run is beaten by a large amount of time.

Dude your run just got bazooki'd on.

by velentium August 28, 2023