Barnacled

When you have multiple parking violations and get a Barnacle, a big 20-lb yellow device, strapped to your windshield so you can’t drive until it’s removed. Replaced the boot in 2016.

Shawn: “What is that massive yellow thing on your windshield, man?”
Lloyd: “Snap, I got Barnacled. Probably shouldn’t have let those parking violations add up.”

by @madflax November 29, 2016

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barnacle parenting

Overly attached/clingy parenting, as compared to the hypervigilance of helicopter parenting.

Schools letting parents eat lunch with their kid every day is just encouraging more barnacle parenting.

by dietotaku February 24, 2019

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Cum Barnacles

The result of dried cum growing up into an actual creature, but is immobile

JIMMY: Why can't you clean your screen off? It's so dirty.
SEAN: The cum barnacles bite me whenever i try to clean it. Really fucking annoying.

by Afawoopster March 5, 2019

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The little fucking evil ass demons of the sea. They look like teeth with shells and they live on poor animals and rocks. If all barnacles were to go extinct then the world would be better off. I swear to fucking God. If I ever find a barnacle somewhere near me, we'll be having a fucking holocaust of the goddamn evil little demon shit heads.

My friend: Hey man, barnacles don't hurt humans.
Me: Fuck you and your bloodline. All barnacles need to be fucking deleted and destroyed. I will literally destroy the oceans to delete barnacles from life itself shit fecking hell I hate the damn toothy fucking shell cunts

by Ifyoulikebarnaclesyou'reanonce March 8, 2019

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