Bambi Syndrome

The affection toward pet-like animals exhibited by the common hippie - hipster worthlus - despite a general indifference toward human life and non-mammals. Onset generally caused by an ignorance of the harsh realities of nature and animal survival. Often results in misdirected online petitions, slacktivism, and Chipotle restaurants.

That crunchy won't shut up about pigs living care-free lives until quick deaths on farms, even though they'd be torn apart and eaten alive by natural predators in the wild; but they'd stomp the shit out of a spider without a second thought - typical Bambi syndrome.

by Steel Arrow June 2, 2016

Bambi Quavo

A fella who likes to listen to hip hop music and also watch old Disney movies when no one is looking.

Braden is a unique 15-year-old. He is a young Hindu mystic, and also a Bambi Quavo rolled into one. Basically, a lit party and hardcore dude, who also likes old movies

by Bradenplier June 5, 2018

Bambi Balls

Premature ejaculation. Ejaculating within the first few thrusts of sexual intercourse.

I was banging my girlfriend this morning and blew my bolt in eight seconds flat. I had a definite case of Bambi Balls.

by Mallaz April 10, 2011

Sloppy Bambi

Just like a sloppy joe but with deer meat.

Mais dis the best sloppy bambi I er had.

by casiocris June 20, 2009

stan bambi

stan james potter. in other words, support james potter (and his family!)

stan bambi, his wife and their kid

by ynwrs June 18, 2023

mexican bambi

A Mexican who uses the deer snapchat filter and is super lit.

Bryan is a Mexican Bambi.

by Bryan Kardashian February 15, 2017

reverse bambi

When you go hunting but you kill the fawn instead of the mother deer.

I had the doe in my sights, but then her little dude came up. Adjusted aim and totally did a reverse Bambi.

by Moto-Velo April 26, 2019