Asexual

Someone who is simply not sexually attracted to any sex. There are many variations of such sexual orientation, some involving romantic (but with no sexual intercourse) relationships, some utterly disgusted by any romantic or sexual relationships, some that are only attracted to people they have already built a great bond with and so on.
Evolutionarily speaking, most asexuals are what you could define as “Darwinian Errors” or other terms such as that. Normally speaking, there isn’t anything wrong with being asexual, and you should be proud of who you are, no matter what.

Brittany: “Hey, I wanna choke on your cock, Brad....”
Brad:“Sorry Brittany, I’m Asexual, I’m not interested in a sexual relationship, tho if we first got to develop a healthy frien-“
Brittany“HOW DARE YOU YOU WORTHLESS CUNT! I WAS OFFERING MY PRECIOUS ASS TO YOU”
Chad:“Brittany, please live my homie alone, he’s free to be whoever he wants”
Brad:“Thanks bro”
Chad:“You welcome bro”

by Rodolfo Ali July 31, 2020

Asexual

Not some weird gender thing, an organism that is asexual can reproduce with itself without needing a sexual partner. The offspring will have the same genetic information at the original, and some examples of asexual organisms are bacteria, which reproduce through mitosis, and strawberries, which reproduce through branching.

Person 1: I’m asexual!
*Person one splits into two identical copies through mitosis*

by Beteehhsh November 5, 2019

asexual

Asexuality is the sexual attraction to the letter 'a'. Asexuals can also be attracted to the sounds it makes in the asexual's native tongue, such as 'ay' or 'ah'.

Not to be confused with the other kind of asexuals who are sexually attracted to the village of Å in Norway.

Random Person: Have a nice day!
Asexual, now dripping wet: You had me at "A".

That many people are asexual nowadays is often attributed to the proliferation of the ABC song in recent decades, which imbued the letter A into the minds of millions of children.

by politenesslevel99 November 13, 2019

Asexual

Asexual means being sexually attracted to Rick Astley, usually this attraction is to him in

his music video "never gonna give you up".

You: I'm Asexual
Your Friend:How did it happen?
You: I was Rickrolled

by AsexualForRick May 18, 2019

Ur auntie asexual

Insult that is only to be used in absolute emergencies, using this phrase will cause a massive singularity, leaving nothing left of this or other possible universes

Bob: Ur mum gay

Jim: Ur dad lesbian

Bob: Ur granny tranny

Jim: Ur sister a mister

Bob: Ur auntie asexual

(Earth is consumed by a massive black hole, which then consumes other planets)

by JetStreamSam May 12, 2018

Asexuals with benefits

Having one or both people be asexual but having a relationship like contact suck as kissing, making out, date nights or 3rd base, but nothing further.

My friend Tim and I went on a date night. He put his arm around me and we later shared a kiss.
Some think we are dating but we are really just asexuals with benefits.

by postinspector June 30, 2018

asexual

(of a person) having no sexual feelings or desires, or not sexually attracted to anyone.

I am asexual

by YouGotCoconutMalled January 19, 2022