Asstangle

1) Similar to a dingleberry, a woven mass of ass hair and toilet paper that forms a sturdy bridge across your anus, left and right, causing a nagging piercing pain when a turd tries to break past it.

2) A particularly loathsome, insufferable, nasty person who seems to live for the sole purpose of causing needless pain to all others with whom they come into contact.

If you know what’s good for you, you’ll avoid Bob completely, as he is a legendary asstangle to everyone.

by Arby Juggo January 20, 2023

Assbunga

To punch someone's actual asshole for pleasure Usually with moderate force or full. This sexual technique can make someone fart if done properly.
Assbunga, Assbunging, Assbunged Pronunciation: Ass-bung-uh, Ass-bung-eng, Ass-bung-d.

I'm going to Assbunga you or Would you like an Assbunga

by WordsMatter September 9, 2024