Absolute fucking pussy magnet, literally balling out of his mind o n hoes. Also an intellectual titan, likely the smartest person in the world at any given time. Always objectively correct in any political or philosophical discussion, having a disagreement with an Aspen? Time to change your opinion or risk (100%) being wrong.
by bussieee March 30, 2022

A day where you owe anyone named Aspen a meal. If you don't, you will have to owe them a meal plus some interest.
by AJBBBBBB June 12, 2024

by zimmer frame September 13, 2020
