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Aspen

Absolute fucking pussy magnet, literally balling out of his mind o n hoes. Also an intellectual titan, likely the smartest person in the world at any given time. Always objectively correct in any political or philosophical discussion, having a disagreement with an Aspen? Time to change your opinion or risk (100%) being wrong.
Wow look at Aspen over there, my god is he ever fucking legendary.
by bussieee March 30, 2022
mugGet the Aspenmug.

National Feed Aspen Day

A day where you owe anyone named Aspen a meal. If you don't, you will have to owe them a meal plus some interest.
Larry forgot to feed Aspen on National Feed Aspen Day, so now he owes them 2 meals.
by AJBBBBBB June 12, 2024
mugGet the National Feed Aspen Daymug.

Aspen

stop being such an aspen jeez
by zimmer frame September 13, 2020
mugGet the Aspenmug.

aspen

stop being an aspen
by zimmer frame September 13, 2020
mugGet the aspenmug.

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