Aqua handshake

When a woman gives you a hand job underwater. Very similar to a proper aqua handshake but she doesn't have webbed fingers.

Why is Michael making that face?

Well nevermind it looks like Natasha is giving him an aqua handshake

by Dirty Chaos November 27, 2017

aqua velva

That guy at the bar in the tight shirt with the slicked back hair and the big muscles who thinks he looks good. He may also be dancing like an idiot.

Hey Johnny, I think that aqua velva's trying to hit on your girlfriend

by Melvin Wiener November 25, 2006

aqua nugget

The process of excreting feces whilst wading in a body of water.

Often occurs in the ocean where the final result can float back onto the beach or be gobbled up by sea creatures mistaking it for food.

“Fuck man, I really need to shit, I’m gonna run back to the house”

“Na fuck that, just squeeze out an aqua nugget, the otters love em”

by the ottoer January 15, 2011

Aqua Fart

when someone farted underwater. You usually only see this at the pool.

(Tim and Jerry are at the pool.)

*bubble*

Jerry: TIM!! WHY THE HECK AND AQUA FART, DUDE!?!?

Tim: sorry.

by AyemLawlolawlNewtonEpicFace August 5, 2012

Aqua Dynamic

The water version of aerodynamic

This boat is aqua dynamic.

by Mickandro August 1, 2013

Aqua-lung

got this one from my ass bowgartin the ho damn blunt with my massive hit's. thus givin me the nikname aqua-lung
-being able to take such a massive hit you could smoke half a joint in one hit

-Damn aqua-lung save some for us
-yo aqua-lung no more fo yo ass till the next one's rolled up

by Brian B. March 10, 2005

Aqua Buddha

A water bong.

Rand Paul: silly chrisitan, stop bogarting my aqua buddha and pass that thing over

Silly christian: ok

by deltron0 October 20, 2010