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mad invite

exp. Said in a drawn-out bogan accent alongside a 'gnarly' hand sign to indicate desire to join in or initiate in one's recreational activity (typically a smoke). This takes place primarily in bathrooms but has no parameters as to where it can occur.
Person 1: "I gotta go piss lowk"
Person 2: "Yeah I'll go as well"
Person 3 : *throwing up gnarly hand sign🤙*, 'mad invite!' directed at Person 1 and 2.

Person 1: "Fine." (Person 3 joins)
by qbriel March 30, 2025
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Self Inviter

A person that does one or both of these 2 things:

1) turns up at an event mainly a party without getting invited by the host(s).

2) Asks the host if they can come to an event,even though it's invite only and they weren't invited in the first place. *

* this puts the host in an awkward situation where they have to say 'yes'.
Person 1 : hey isn't that Toby over there. Did you invite him?

Host: yeah it is. I didn't ... Ffs

Self inviter: hey Sarah , heard about your party is it ok if I turn up?

Host: urm.... Sure I guess.
by Society_Sucks_ July 7, 2016
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glass invitation

An insincere invitation. And invitation that the sender gives out of social obligation but hopes the receiver does not act on.
“Yeah Will invited me to his New Year’s party, but I know it was a glass invitation so I won’t be going. He only invited me because someone mentioned the party in front of me.”
by Michael Callahan December 21, 2023
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Invited to the island

Elon got invited to the island! Even IF he didn't go... He was STILL invited to the island...
Hym "Elon said he got invited to the island... BUT I GUESS WE WON'T HAVE KNOW IF WE DON'T GET THE LIST, WILL WE? RIGHT!? I know I've never been invited to retard sex island. AS WE ALL KNOW... The last time I was proximal at any unscrupulous sex stuff... I WAS KEPT OUT OF THE LOOP! EXPLICITLY BECAUSE THEY KNEW I WOULD EITHER SNITCH OR LEVERAGE IT OVER THEIR HEADS! Okay? Right? Be honest got invited there! Elon Musk got invited to the sex island. He's analing Amber Heard all over Johnny Depp's bed... Grimes is a fan of mine. And Elon stole my shit. He's a scat thief! He stole Amber's shit and he stole my shit! Bahahahaha! Ha! Doody thief! And even the politicians know he steals! THEY KNOW HE STEALS BUT WHAT DO THEY DO!? Hold up faggy little signs! THAT'S IT! The Democrats are holding up little paddle signs and LETTING MOLESTERS RUN RAMPANT! And the Republicans are in on it! If the Democrats know he steals... Then the Republicans ALSO know he steals... They just don't say anything about it!"
by Hym Iam July 13, 2025
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Milk Invitation

An invitation made at the last minute, to a far place, knowing no one can make it.
“Did Phil invite you over to watch the game?”
“Yes, I received a Milk Invitation 20 minutes before it started
by Mentallyswipingleft August 25, 2019
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Atlanta invitation

Noun - a traffic term for drivers in Atlanta, Georgia when they leave more than a full car length between their car and the next car in front therefore inviting other drivers to merge in.
Passenger: that jerk just cut you off!
Driver: nah that was my fault. I gave him an Atlanta invitation
by ATLien # 1337 September 15, 2022
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Silk invitation

A silk invitation is when someone wanks off their SO into the person being wanked off’s face
Pheobe gave Andy a Silk Invitation
by Kizz August 14, 2021
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