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America

A screwed country with an entirely useless president. Almost all citizens have no hope for the future.
Person 1: America is screwed, man.

Person 2: Yah, that's true
by TheD.vaMainer March 20, 2017
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America

America, fuck yeah!
by VisibleKitten June 18, 2014
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America

Me: Hey bro! Wanna go to America?
British Friend: No mate, too much school shootas!
by WaxHandler June 20, 2019
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America

Shit country. The people have no respect and are all fat racists. Their accents are fucking annoying and their tv is crap. They think they're better than Britain but they're not because they're all hopeless beggars who wouldn't even have their country if it wasn't for us amazing brits.
Person: Wow america sure is shit
American: no America the best all hail Donald trump *stuffs face with cheeseburger*
by Eep_29 May 9, 2018
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America

a country that gives birth to, Cancer, Aids, Liberals, Socialists, Capitalists and SJW's

Hobbies include,

Faking terrorist attacks, invading other countries, Supporting jews and calling countries that oppose them "Radical terrorists" and later invading them.

America is also the Birthplace of Aids, inventor of nuclear bombs and Autism

Average IQ: 50
by FrozenNipplesInAJar September 21, 2017
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America

A unique country in both excellent and tragic ways, generally perceived as a pushover, bully-filled land of ignorant obese people and rednecks by those particularly unfamiliar with the country (though they are partially correct). Currently facing immense debt to other nations (particularly China), a long economic recession, steadily rising currency inflation, military overspending, a weak education system, and massive troop deployments in the Middle East without an end in sight. President is Barack Obama, Senate is controlled by Democrats while House is controlled by Republicans (which means shit don't happen fast). Not what it could've been, but not the shithole people'd like to think it is.
The general concession that Americans are all uneducated conservatives is about as true as the citizens of any other country.
by MLGQXLC April 5, 2011
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America

A place where 80% of its population are guaranteed to be fat, stupid, and lazy.
Asking a person from America for help is like asking a monkey relationship advice.
by a random brit September 29, 2012
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