Alcoholic

Anyone who drinks in excessive amounts or is under age and has any amount of alcohol.

The underage person is an alcoholic

by JimmyBarns August 25, 2014

Alcoholic

A guy named Dan who comes to your house on a Thursday night and spills beer on your couch.

This guy needs some help because he is an alcoholic.

by Dirty__Dan October 23, 2016

alcoholic

A guy whose real name is Al Coholic who drinks too much beer and gets so stoned that he ends up the subject of prank calls

Bart: Is Al there?
Moe: Who?
Bart: Al, last name Coholic.
Moe: Phone call for Al, Al Coholic. Come on, is there an alcoholic (AlCoholic) in here?!!

by Mike Dizzled July 01, 2004

Alcohol

It is shit and can turn even the nicest man in to a idiotic simpleton and promotes violence and arrogance and makes to forget about problems that need solving otherwise you could get kicked out of your house.

Alcohol can cause a person to rape or beat another person or start doing bad stuff or being stupid.

by some one with sense February 17, 2014

Alcohol

The sole reason for waking up, and the main way of falling asleep

Son: Dad ease up on the Alcohol it's becoming a problem
Stepdad: It's not a problem until I stop drinking
Son: But you've never stopped drinking in your life
Stepdad: Exactly

by Spumbag257 November 02, 2018

Alcoholic

Someone who can't go a day with out drinking alcohol.

Abby is an alcoholic.

by Candlelit April 19, 2019

alcohol

a drink that makes you drunk. but being drunk sucks. lets all just get high!

Sara: Hey, wanna drink alcohol tonight?
Carol: Nah, I would rather just get high.
Sara: But we are finally 21!
Carol: I have been blazing since I was 15. Whats the point in drinking?
Sara: Oh, ok. I guess you are right.

by heheheheheheheehehehehehehehh March 11, 2009