Soccer

A sport where the person who can shove a sock up their ass the farthest wins. The other one is when you kick other peoples balls.

"I challenge you to soccer!"

by Stufffromjosh January 2, 2020

Soccer

No such thing... it's fucking football

American cunt: Let's play soccer!
Me: Fuck off you daft twat it's called football

by Pezza December 8, 2016

Soccer

A sport that is played all over the world. Is called football to all non - u.s. people. Soccer is amazing and a better sport then most other ones.

The middle school soccer team one ever single game except one which was against professionals.

by Soccer4628 May 27, 2017

Soccerer

A soccerer is someone who plays soccer.

Example: a footballer plays football which is 🏈 and a soccerer plays this: ⚽️

by McTrix July 12, 2020

Soccer

A sport where a bunch of pussies chase a ball for 1.5 Hours. They have 1.5 hours to shoot a half sized basketball into a massive goal with their feet.

Jim: “Hey you want to play Soccer?
John: “Hell no.”

by father.oogway March 26, 2022

soccer

the incorrect way to say football

it’s called football everywhere, not soccer

by JarvisBanned January 19, 2021

Soccer

It's not called soccer

If u say soccer your a nonce

by Big dicker ld March 2, 2022