a mermaid tail

a mermaid tail is a tail of a mermaid, though some people (typically texans) refer to themselves as a mermaid tail or having possession of a mermaid tail. those with a mermaid tail, seem to be slightly or overly phsychotic.
me: did you here about that girl that found out her boyfriend was cheating on her but didn't care?

you: omfg... YES! that girl is such a mermaid tail!
by someone who seems crazy August 21, 2016
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mermaid balls

fleshy sac located between the dorsal fin and flipper
Hey Matt, check out those ginormous mermaid balls.
by bweiser21 February 21, 2015
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mermaid flower

A flower created as a result of mutated cells. It's beauty is rivalled by nothing but the human embodiment of itself. It's sweet scent and vibrant colours make it highly sought after and it is famed for it's beautiful appearance.
Did you see the mermaid flower?
Isn't that mermaid flower spectacular?
by Cherry flamingo October 23, 2015
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desert mermaid

Desert Mermaid is a disabled Artistist and Youtuber on a Mission to spread Peace, love, laughter, and the beach to stranded mermaids and pirates everywhere! In 2011 Desert Mermaids entire life changed after injuring her lower back, resulting in life long chronic pain. After hitting rock bottom, she bravely started her life over. Desert Mermaid also known as, Keshia Marie Lamons, Vlogs her life and always encourages others to always follow their dreams, never give up, and to live life to the fullest! As someone who has felt alone in her pain. Desert Mermaid wants to provide a light for others so they don't have to sit alone in the dark!
Desert Mermaid is amazing! Her videos inspire me to keep chasing my dreams!
by Frank Noe Phillips September 19, 2017
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Mermaid Vomit

Trend where it is fashionable to suspend pieces of shells, rocks, and sand in resin, often made into decorative pieces. The result looks like regurgitated mermaid vomit. The term "mermaid vomit" came into popularity on a thrift store Facebook page after disagreements on whether mermaid vomit was the same defined by "Vomit clock" Any object made this way can be called "mermaid vomit."
"Bea! Check out this Mermaid Vomit lamp ! Won't this go great in the bathroom??"
by BooBehr October 10, 2019
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Mermaid Head

Immensely skilled, extremely enjoyable, high-quality oral sex. The type of head a mermaid would have to give in order to make up for the sexually-unusable lower half of her body.
Last night Ariel gave me Mermaid Head. It was so good, I almost didn't care that she wouldn't let me get into her pants.
by MiamiMountainMan August 21, 2014
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mermaid fuck

when your girl's ankles are tied and you're fuckin her from behind while she's laying down on her stomach
Nikki was squirming around too much, so I tied her ankles together, flipped her over and gave her a mermaid fuck.
by PrincessCupcakes April 17, 2016
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