Landon

A horrible guy. Very spoiled and ugly. All the girls hate him. He is not good at sex and has a small dick.He is usually with his homosexual friend Chonk.

I hooked up with Landon last night and his dick was so small.

by EEEEPAAAA November 4, 2019

Landon

A beautiful lady that is kind and caring. She is the best to be around and is super funny. She is just a all around amazing girl

She is such a Landon

by Mysterious boi February 28, 2019

Landon

Fatttttttttttttttttttt boyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

U look like landon

by Caca fart 123 October 29, 2019

landonism

Who loves to be forced to watch anime hentai against his own will

Colten forced landonism on Landon as he watches anime

by Steve job's August 28, 2018

Landons

People who are PrEeTty gAy and look like tinky-winky from Teletubbies

"GOD these Landons is annoying."

by ePtIc February 5, 2020

Landon

A Landon is shorter than most, good at math and science and very quick to judge people. A Landon usually has a strong love for sports and is caring from time to time. Their moods can change depending on the number of people surrounding him and id a good friend if he gets to know you.

Landon: hey bro get on my level!
Bro:*bends knees* is this better nugget?
Landon:*plots plan for revenge😾

by Gold Lynx August 2, 2018

Landon

Is a piece of shit

Did you just take a Landon?

by PimpDaddySwagLad January 7, 2016