kardashian scale

The Kardashian scale is a method for measuring how voluptuous a woman's behind is.

That booty is off the Kardashian scale!

by SirMeowington5 November 15, 2016

Kim Kardashian

A human-deer hybrid genetically engineered to have a big butt. That stars in a reality TV show about nothing.

Mate did you hear about that escaped deer, she has been turned into a human and now she is famous. Her name is Kim Kardashian

by nintendo fan July 29, 2015

Kim Kardashian

A Woman/Doll who has enough Botox in her lips to smooth out Trump’s what one face.

Kim Kardashian’s butt is so big you could land a helicopter on it and still have plenty of space!

by UrbanFool101 August 20, 2018

Kardashian Scheme

Creating situations to generate income and attention from sponsorship and press using a false or fraudulent platform.

Such situations can and may include:

Planning and undertaking a fake engagement and wedding.
Secretly assisting in the release of a Sex Tape featuring you.
Appearing on a show about dancing, when you can't dance.

I can't believe I paid one million dollars to release the first photos of this wedding after it turned out to be fake, this is such a Kardashian Scheme.

by Bradley Laborman November 02, 2011

kardashian effect

The practice of caring about D list celebrities who have no talent and contribute nothing to society.

Why are there so many celebratards these days? It's the Kardashian effect

by Pope Jutin I March 19, 2015

Kim Kardashian

1- at first glance an attractive woman with large breast and a nice ass

2-at second glance a whore who is famous for taping herself sucking some black dudes dick and "accidentally" releasing it

Example 1: a Kim Kardashian
Richie- man Nicole is so hot she has big breast and a nice fatass man i just want to stick my penis in her mouth/ass

Rob: Yeah...

Example 2:Pulling a Kim Kardashian

Nicole- Man i wanna be famous hey jayquan let me videotape us having sex and me sucking your dick and then "accidentally" releasing it

Jayquan: Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!

by Alfredosauce97 June 24, 2011

Kim Kardashian

Married to Kanye West.
Known for her big, juicy, FAKE butt.
Big bum but can take hella good selfies.

Oh my god look at her butt!

That's like kim Kardashian.

by 1inABillion April 05, 2015