Jonathan

Typically a bum at everything he does, especially video games

The was really Jonathan at 2k17

by Marcus Stewart May 12, 2017

Jonathan

A generally stupid or slow person. This person is usually offended by everything, and a fuckboy.

You know, you’ve been acting like a Jonathan lately.

by Dancingdogger March 3, 2019

Jonathan

The most finest, hottest nigga alive. He’s gonna be rich with two kids with a girl named Jazmine ❤️🌝

Who’s Jonathan

“This fine ass nigga”
Ouiii I want him 😋

by Daddyjaz June 22, 2021

Jonathan

A Jonathan is a great listener and friend that always gets around crowds. He is great with socializing and easily makes new friends. He loves sports and trains allot and girls like him for that. He is the most like-able person on the work floor. Not the most trustworthy boyfriend since he gets allot of attention and he usually never has a longterm relationship because he doesn’t like boredom. He loves adventure and trying out new things and he never stops exploring boundaries. He is very creative and often travels allot and has a very open mind. He will never judge anyone negatively and he is the best friend there could be! You need a Jonathan in your life if you want an adventure buddy!

“Jonathan is always traveling or busy with trying out new things!” Yep that’s Jonathan, he always find himself new things to do. He can never sit still!

by 6_Dana1703_ May 13, 2020

Jonathan

The most funny,awesome,cool and caring person you will ever meet!

Most of the time a Jonathan has super soft hands and fluffy hair.

If you ever meet a Jonathan or know a Jonathan then your a very lucky person.

Girl 1: wow who is that boy!?!
Girl 2: oh,that Jonathan he's super nice to people!

by Human-person March 12, 2019

Jonathan

Jonathan is a very kind guy who has great taste in music. You can trust that he will always be honest with you and give you the best advice. He is always there to listen no matter what time a day or night. If you meet a Jonathan make sure you treat him kindly because he is a king and deserves the best.

I was on the phone with Jonathan all night, it was so fun!

by Radkid April 16, 2020

Jonathan

Jonathan has the biggest dick out of everyone. His mammoth penis will make EVERY man question their masculinity. He is also a handsome devil, and a magnet to the ladies! The white ones get n-word passes!

“Do you know who Jonathan is?”

“Of course i know him, he has an elephant wang!”

by Not Jonathan June 25, 2022