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Hayden

Hayden, Hayden, Hayden very different from everyone else. He is very tall, very big and very solid. He is a good rugby player. But he is the trouble maker in the class. He always gets into trouble and never learns anything. But inside he is a sensitive block who cares about some things like shooting and farming etc. But overall he is a big spud
Me: walking to class
Hayden: comes barging through the hallway and knocking me and everyone over.
Me: "Oi ya big spud"
Hayden: "oh shut up and walks off"
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Sexiee timeee, SEXIEEE
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Yo! Did you add @haydencoww on snapchat? He'll send you his cock and balls!
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Hayden Is so hot
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A little fat that’s so fat he broke his bed by sitting on it worlds biggest simp and sucks at Mario kart
Look at that bed I wonder if Hayden sat on it if it would break
by 5885hsobw June 8, 2020
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Hayden

Common Name

A person (often of Latino descent) who is frequently criticised for his/her long, black, typically emo hairstyle. This regularly reflects their emo-esque attitude and critical personality. They are usually seen discussing their zodiac heritage and fanatacism for wearing hats, while often declining any relation to American musician, Mr Worldwide, aka Pitbull.

Famous examples:

- Hayden Slick, former cone-ball player, who retired after constant disqualification and harassment by audiences and referees alike.
- Hayden Sand, former employee of Hell Orphan Transportation Incorporated™, fired after embezzlement scandals and insubordination.
- Hayden Snicker, self-proclaimed hype-beast, died in 2018 after an overdose on Curry (may his soul rest in peace).
- Hayden Snack, the once great actor whose life turned to crime after identifying publicly as a 'lesbian rhinoceros'.

Word Origin:
352 AD Neapolis. From Roman dialect, Haydennus.
Prominent historical figure, Haydennus (no surname known), infamous for penetrating the right hand of Roman senator Finnus, in the book of Isiah.
"Dude, what's up?"
"Man, I think I'm in love with that Hayden over there..."
by Jonathan Swift 92 September 2, 2021
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