Blob Job

A blow job from an overweight female.

Well, she looked much bigger than her Tinder picture, so I didn’t hit it. I settled for a blob job instead.

by Willcooperlutz April 1, 2019

Blob Drop

spontaneous butthole fall of syndrome

Man im scared i got blob drop

by Domestic abuser September 9, 2022

Blob out

The term blob out (or blobbing out or simply blobbing) refers to the act of turning off one's own bones as a means to relaxation, allowing one's body to pool out on a surface in a blob-like way.

Man I really wish I can go home so I can blob out already. Today's been awful!

by the-blobster August 17, 2018

Blob Blocker

Another word for a tampon.

Hey Jess, My blob has arrived...got any blob blockers?

by TescoBringsAllTheMumsToTheYard November 22, 2011

Blouwe blob

Blouwe blob is another term for a person who has got chlamydia.

He has got the blob. The blouwe blob.

by Hans98 April 3, 2021

Orange Blob

SCP-999

Bro orange blob is weird

by Definitions By Plank May 31, 2019

Blee-blob

An word used in insults, generally directed towards someone you strongly dislike.

You son of a Blee-blob!

by 𒅒 March 7, 2023