The world’s most unequivocally shredded and large-dicked man to ever graze the surface of this planet we inhabit. He carries a soft and welcoming grin, and is musically inclined. Since the very instant he exited his mother’s uterus, he was instantly the most sacredly preciously sexually attracting man. If a pedophile were to become horny upon Jupiter’s gaze, he or she would be acquitted of any charge concerning sexual misconduct with a minor, due to the court’s understanding of jupiter’s beauty. His hair is fluffier than wild moss on a dewy summer dawn. His name is incredibly accurate, meaning large, and it’s uniqueness parallels his personality.
by Guillame April 08, 2022
The planet that thinks the solar system revolves around it, the one that thinks it's bigger than the sun, and that bigger is better.
by Solid Mantis May 01, 2021
Jupiter is the biggest planet out there that we know of which is fitting because Jupiters have to be the biggest and the best people. Jupiters will not settle for number two, they have to be on top, nonstop. Jupiters are kind yet sassy. They will be your best friend forever if you are good enough for their standards. Jupiters are also super good looking. Any girl would want to be them and any boy would like to meet them, Jupiters have a way of getting what they want. How could they not they are very deserving and perfect! They also give people a helping hand anytime it is needed. All in all, Jupiters are some of the best people you will ever meet, because, they are just Jupiter!
"Jupiter is not hanging out with anyone, I am going to go talk to her! I bet she can help me with biology!'
by Awesomegrl January 11, 2021
by Thenotsointellegantastronomer March 08, 2022