slippy slimy surprise

when a man cums in a womans ear and cleans it out with a q-tip like its earwax

"hew wendy would you like a slippy slimy surprise." ill clean it off for you :)

by yes man ok yes go March 22, 2021

Red slippy

When a female gets her period during sex causing the male to panic and pull his penis out then slipping on the blood that was released

Nox: where did you get that bruise?!
John: this girl gave me a Red Slippy last night and i fell and bruised my face

by Red Slippy June 10, 2025

The husband of the lunch lady, trying to hold on while she gushes..

Yo dawg, that girl's hot, you know her?

Yeah, she's Slippy Joe's.

by JackTrades July 30, 2019

When you are typing and you think you didn't press a key, but you actaully did.

Me: Whoa I think I just got a slippy key!
Kieran: Nah bro you pressed r!
Me: aaahhh, ok bro thx!
Kieran: np

by NovaWaffle November 15, 2019

When a man rawdogs another dude after lubing his dick up with his dog's tongue

by Lionking1969 August 21, 2021

when your jaw senselessly loses control and moves side to side without you being aware of it: under the effects of ecstasy.

yooo check mikey's slippy gurn!

man that pills giving you a slippy gurn bro

woah that guys gone all the way to spangladesh, slippy gurn for days

by smallmally bigs May 24, 2017