Peter

This guy is awesome, and he will kick your ass

Don't mess with peter

by Axisangle May 29, 2018

Peter

A pita-eatin', potato salad makin', club sandal wearin', Trump supportin', no Baja tire giving, Carson Daly impersonator who never shows up to functions. This is especially true if it involves friends, beer, and sports (in that order).

Did you invite Peter to the BBQ?
Nah, he wouldn't show up and have some lame excuse on how his tummy hurts.

Hey, is Peter going to Baja?
Nah, man. He's still trying to get the dreadlocks removed from his mouth from the last time he came out.

by Reekoh July 16, 2016

Peter

To decay, wither or fade

Peter: Mr. Stark I don’t feel so good

by EvilWitch July 17, 2018

Peter

Jesus's first follower (on Twitter)

I just read the modern Bible I can't believe how much Peter lies and uses other people's Instagram photos. Cock a doodle do

by No nut November society December 15, 2018

Peter

Always saying never mind when he’s trying to say something but to shy to really say it

Who’s annoying peter

by 1Cookir June 9, 2018

Peter

Basically a penis eater. P-eter

Person 1: Hahaha he is such a fag!

Person 2: Yeah, he is a Peter

by Eliayayayyayayaya November 7, 2019

peter

that guy who is always depressed and has no friends and his family hates him

you are a peter

by ff January 15, 2020