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Biscuit Tube PTSD

Post traumatic stress disorder caused by being startled by a biscuit tube popping open when it is tapped on a counter top edge.

When you unwrap the first cardboard layer of a biscuit tube and you’re about to hit the tube on the counter edge to pop it open, but you hesitate, knowing it will startle you… that is Biscuit Tube PTSD.
As I took the biscuit tube from the refrigerator, I felt my Biscuit Tube PTSD start to act up. In that moment I had a flashback of the time I was startled by the biscuit tube popping. Sometimes I wonder if the tube will explode causing an injury.
by Elsewhere63726 March 27, 2023
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Alcohol PTSD

The feeling of not being able to look at alcohol due to a bad hangover. Also includes not being able to drink certain type of alcohol due to a bad experience with it.
No alcohol for me tonight i still have Alcohol PTSD from last week
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CS PTSD

someone: I fear no man, but that thing...

* segmentation fault (core dumped)
someone: it scares me.

CS PTSD
by C broke my soul February 16, 2021
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PTSD

An acronym commonly used for the phrase “Porter totally sucks dick
Aye you heard PTSD?

Yeah! Porter totally sucks dick!
by MrN54 December 15, 2021
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Yellow PTSD

Cyberpunk release date delay post traumatic syndrome after seeing any post with yellow background.
Gave me a heart attack with the "yellow screen of

delays"

No offense CD Project Red but you've got me some Yellow PTSD
by GachiGazm December 2, 2020
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ptsd

(P. T. S. D)
P.enis T.hat needs T.o be S.ucked D.isorder
female: stop sending pp pics

male: sorry it's that I have PTSD
female: ...
by Coniop November 6, 2020
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PTSD

People got this from playing too much COD
P1: Hey, wanna play COD
P2: (shudders, remember people dying, while also suffering from PTSD simultaneously) No thanks.
by Incestry.com May 29, 2018
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