net contribution

Either literally a financial amount or figuratively towards an artistic (or other) genre that an individual has made during their lifetime. Also used sarcastically.

1. The net contribution of Beethoven to the Symphony is incalculable.

2. Joe Blow, net contribution to society - nil.

by Jonathan FeBland (Znethru) October 12, 2006

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Net nudging

Pushing up against the net on the back of a front seat of a car.

"Can you move your seat, I'm net nudging here"

by ShlyampaDampa January 16, 2022

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any website which seems poorly maintained and/or likely to contain malware; usually dedicated to illicit or questionably licit practices. Common characteristics include sparse and unattractive layout, frequent spelling errors, dead links, and extensive advertisement.

I had to visit a net slum to pirate that movie.

by NetKnight December 18, 2012

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Net Blindness

In sports, the ability only to see the other players on the field/ice, and not the net into which you are supposed to attempt to score eventhough you have a decent shot available to you.

"God damnit!, Tim Connoly's got another bout of net blindness. He tried that impossible pass instead of shooting the fucking puck!"

by EricGCharlotte February 21, 2008

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net force

The sum of the vectors of all forces acting on a object.

the net force of the car that just crashed into my watermelon was over 9000 and exploded my ballsack.

by DICKFACE MAGEE March 1, 2017

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flesh net

When you stretch your scrotum into a bowl and catch all of the shower water into it, then fling your genitalia outward to launch the water.

Tim: Dude I just made the biggest flesh net the other day, I totally drenched my hot cousin.
Andy: Fuck yeah! How much would you say it was?
Tim: A good five fluid ounces
Andy:Oh shit dude, that's sick!

by Ass Gargler January 28, 2014

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