I Tweet then i exist

Twitting or being active in social media(twitter X) as the sign of being alive or being around.

Hey joe..No i am not dead yet .its been a long time .You have seen my tweets.I tweet then i exist.ha ha

by TourageKnight January 29, 2025

I hate ni-

The last words of the legendary Peter Griffin. We never found out what he was going to say.

Peter is my hero, "I hate ni-"

by Peter the horse is here January 29, 2025

I hate ni-

The last words of the legendary Peter Griffin. We never found out what he was going to say. Also don't say this to chocolate people.

Peter is my hero, "I hate ni-"

by Peter the horse is here January 29, 2025

Incest (The I Do It Myself Back Smacks): The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Incest (The I Do It Myself Back Smacks): The First Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 29, 2025

I

A little train I am
That goes choo choo
Through the questions

And the whys…
With a love 4u that will never die

Choo choo
I always choo choose YOU!!!!

by Just a girl with ❤️ for 1 January 30, 2025

I. Babcock

Long of abdomen, short of leg. Head of red, brain of computer. Drives a racecar slightly faster than a commuter.

I was making good time on my way to work today but I got stuck behind an I. Babcock texting while driving.

by LemonsRaceWinner406 January 30, 2025

I feel like there’s bears

A phrase used to describe a situation that is potentially dangerous and warrants caution

Homie 1: “Why don’t you just take the alley? It’s faster.”

Homie 2: “I don’t know, I feel like there’s bears”

by Bushdid69420 January 31, 2025