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When you have not had a penis enlargement surgery yet you make the dating market volatile with your eloquent strokes.

Person 1: Hey brother, are you well?
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by Timothy Dogan May 3, 2025

i-know-your-ip

it's a common virus for people it forces them to say I know your IP over and over again

1: hey, do you have the i-know-your-ip virus?
2: i-know-your-ip i-know-your-ip
1: alright *grabs gun*

by sugmaballs183128ii May 4, 2022

“I haven’t had time to scratch my ass”

Means you have been very busy, you haven’t had time to do anything you’ve been wanting to do

“I’m srry I didn’t answer the phone I’ve been so busy I haven’t had time to scratch my ass”
“I haven’t had time to scratch my ass”

by Nunya09 January 29, 2023

d i s c o m b o b u l a t e d

A mental state Eminem feels typically caused by a substance where you feel like

up is down
left is right
day is night
in is out
black is white.

to and fro is side to side
are you coming or going? You can barely decide
back is forth now and stop means go
no means yes but yes don't mean no

I'm at my best, when I'm at my worst and for that I'm blessed, so every time i talk i curse because I'm discombobulated. I just took an AIDS test and the doctor said to think positive.

the cocksucking psychiatrists misdiagnosed me with plaque psoriasis because i asked them why is it my eye itches so they gave me some diet tips and viagra with side effects Really, they were just d i s c o m b o b u l a t e d

by zygga April 25, 2025