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buy me honda, I love you no shit

Type of marriage proposal used by Filipina women to western men. Implies endless sex and balut in exchange for a house in Manila Mesa, CA and financial support to everyone in her extended family for as long as you shall live.
Patron: Get a San Miguel please.

Bargirl: Oh hot daddio, buy me honda, I love you no shit!

Patron: Just beer, thanks.
by wheaty June 20, 2005
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don't act like yo shit don't stank

you keep on judging me, don't act like yo shit don't stank, you the same as everyone else
by sugarbaby8643 January 15, 2010
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wish in one hand, shit in the other, and see which

You can take all of your wishes and wants, dreams, desires, and prayers, and put them all together....they still do not amount to shit.
Dad, I want a pony! Well, you can wish in one hand, shit in the other, and see which one fills up faster.
by Papa Bubbles November 5, 2017
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listen here you little shit

a phrase used by the biggest dickhead in the world-also referred to as rossasaurus
ah jesus he really said (listen here you little shit) so he must be that bitch rissy
by abbadabbadoodiddydeeda January 30, 2020
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Fuck shit, get wrecked bitch

1) A phrase that is used to say don't mess with things you don't know about

2) It also means "Fuck life the worst that can happend is I die"
It may be dangerous to do this *sigh* well fuck shit, get wrecked bitch.
by Lunar Maxwell November 24, 2021
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you don't know shit from your asshole

To be oblivious or uninformed on a subject you are trying to create a dialogue about.
The fact you think the government faked the moon landing proves you don't know shit from your asshole.
by djstickyfing3rz April 3, 2015
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National beat the living shit out a ginger day

On the 24th of September it’s National beat the living shit out a ginger day on this day you get to beat the living shit out of one ginger and only one pick wisely
It’s National beat the living shit out a ginger day let’s go beat up the ginger twat
by Bigultimateman November 23, 2020
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