The Griddy Man is a man who hits the griddy all day every day. He lives in GriddyTown and makes sure that everyone will hit the griddy there. Sometimes he leaves town to go to other towns to make sure they hit the griddy too. If you don't hit the griddy when he tells you to, then he might pay you a visit to your house late at night....
Bro 1: Yo this guy called The Griddy Man just sent me a text saying that if I don't hit the griddy then I will get a visit paid to me at my home tonight.
Bro 2: Bro that's the most dumb ahh stuff ever man. What can bro even do to you?
Bro 1: Well, I'm not sure. I live within 100 miles of GriddyTown so it could be serious.
Bro 2: Well it can't be that serious.
Bro 1: Hmmm, I guess you're right. Guess I'll just go to sleep now.
And later that night, Bro 1 got paid a visit by The Griddy Man and was never seen ever again...
Bro 2: Bro that's the most dumb ahh stuff ever man. What can bro even do to you?
Bro 1: Well, I'm not sure. I live within 100 miles of GriddyTown so it could be serious.
Bro 2: Well it can't be that serious.
Bro 1: Hmmm, I guess you're right. Guess I'll just go to sleep now.
And later that night, Bro 1 got paid a visit by The Griddy Man and was never seen ever again...
by ComputerWorld January 14, 2024
Get the The Griddy Manmug. 
Someone who promises 8 to 10 inches but you only get 2 - 3
Or a man who lies about the size of his manhood.
Or a man who lies about the size of his manhood.
Don’t believe his game he’s a weather man.
P1 How was that guy last night. He was spittin some game
P2 he’s a weather man. Promise 12 inch’s but I just got a dusting.
P1 How was that guy last night. He was spittin some game
P2 he’s a weather man. Promise 12 inch’s but I just got a dusting.
by DJMONEY329 February 14, 2021
Get the Weather manmug. "Yeah, they kicked me out of the casino after I rain-manned my fifth hand and they thought I was counting cards."
by Vanhoven June 1, 2009
Get the rain-mannedmug. A person who’s name name rhymes with Mesus Mominguez. Slayer of all milfs. Destroyer of all hearts. Elon Musk’s protégé
by MilfSlayer19604 January 3, 2023
Get the Wild manmug. We were in the throws of ecstasy. Pillows flying; sheets tangling. In the heat of the moment, he released his vanilla man syrup all over my face.
by Negronito November 13, 2020
Get the Vanilla man syrupmug. When a good friend of yours flirts with your man in front and when your not there or talks to him right when your looking.
by annaeatsbananas April 29, 2019
Get the Mans Steelermug.