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I would eat the corn out of her shit

Similar to I would eat a yard of her shit just to see where it came from.

A chick so incredibly hot that you would poke through her feces to recover undigested corn to eat.
"That Jamie is so hot, I would eat the corn out of her shit"
by WhiskeyTangoFox March 8, 2009
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shit bag bitch ass hoe mother fucker

An insult generally used to insult someone that you hate with a passion
by Cammie September 30, 2004
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Don't wipe your ass before you shit

1.An expression you use to tell a person to stop bragging who claims victory before a brawl,race,match,competiion or any other event that has yet to happen.
A)
Kevin: let's see who has the speed to make it to the finish line quicker.

Eric: Man I got this,I'm gonna murk your ass!!

Kevin: Don't wipe your ass before you shit Eric ;it's not over till is over.

B)
Eric:10 bucks I get a better grade in my physics test?

BeHa: Man you always say that but you always fail,don't wipe your ass before shit!!!!

Jack: Yo Eric you ain't beating noone shut upp!!!

Mick: Yea don't wipe your ass before shit!!!
by BeHa February 20, 2011
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Fuck Shit Balls Ass Cock Tits Fart

An expression of extreme frustration or anger, or also known to be used by those alied with Tourettes Syndrome
by Vengefulmonk September 30, 2005
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DAamN Ii'll bE CHoKen oN tHaT sHit lOooKEn dRY aS HeLL

A phrase known to be used for dry churros.
"I was sittin there in pizza hut and I looked down at my churros and thought to myself "DAamN Ii'll bE CHoKen oN tHaT sHit lOooKEn dRY aS HeLL"
by followmeontwitter@hobiversxd September 27, 2018
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Minecraft hentai is good shit dab dab dab

Minecraft hentai is good shit dab dab dab is the new way of saying "DAM THAT MINECRAFT HENTAI IS LIT"
Man... Minecraft hentai is good shit dab dab dab
Yeah man, sane
by Ocelidon January 26, 2018
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Shit Fuck Damn Piss Hell Balls On Chin

Used for relieving excruciating pain after experiencing a catastrophic shin-to-coffee-table injury or other similar anatomical disasters. Usually hollered very loud.
OW OW OW Shit Fuck Damn Piss Hell Balls On Chin.
Who put that table there?
by imahottentot June 21, 2010
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