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.9.When I, Angel Jose Robles<Hellstrom Imaweli Tanna> Senses the word "'Resist'", Propel Forward On Zeta.9.
.9.When I, Angel Jose Robles<Hellstrom Imaweli Tanna> Senses the word "'Resist'", Propel Forward On Zeta.9.
by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. September 8, 2025
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i hate you

Person: I hate you!!!!! 😡

Other person: i don’t care
by 147852369/*-+.0 September 9, 2025
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I Cast Fireball

In dungeons and dragons there is a 3rd level spell known as fireball, when this spell is casted it has a radius that effects all creatures in range regardless of the caster's intention. Commonly fireball is used in a small room in order to maximize damage which often leads to the caster's allies being set ablaze as well.
"I said I cast fireball, I didn't ask how big the room is."
by Garroth September 9, 2025
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I blame South Park

Wow! Charlie Kirk got shot (I'll submit this one though)!
Hym "I blame South Park. They made that episode about him and in doing so fuelled the political divide."
by Hym Iam September 10, 2025
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I have a microwave

1. An expression used in moments of emotional awkwardness or when someone wants to help but doesn’t know what to say. It often comes from a heartfelt intention that ends up sounding random or awkward.
2. A lighthearted way to acknowledge that you want to offer support but are at a loss for words, essentially saying you have good intentions even if the gesture is a bit off the mark.
During a heartfelt conversation about her struggles, Hannah wanted to offer support to her friend but ended up saying, “I have a microwave,” and everyone laughed at the awkward yet genuine gesture.
by CMDreamTeam September 11, 2025
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You do not care if I die

So why you expect me to care is a mystery to me. The YouTube trash loves to watch me suffer and some of them are pretending to be me to rape (seemly) and they YouTube retards are just allowing it. It seems like the only thing the YouTube freaks care about is YouTube freaks and they care only BECAUSE they themselves are YouTube freaks.
Hym "So no I do not care that that nigga got shot. He is in those circles. He (like the Japanese) could have done something for me that would have made me care whether or not he died. Something that is very specific. But you do not care if I die as I sit here messaging my face and skull to alleviate the pressure that slowly builds up in my head through the day as you make me live through a hell of my own description that resembles a black mirror episode. Fuck you. You had BETTER HOPE they don't kill all of you because the cover-up dies with you. Notice how I am not being murdered. I have yet to be murdered. Maybe some attempts. It seems and looks like you tried to bully me to death with weaponized schizophrenia and accidently got lIAM paYne to jump off a balcony. But I still haven't been murdered. I wonder what's happening there? Charlie Kirk is apparently this wonderful fucking. He's over the smashing pussy and getting paid to be a YouTard. Why is he getting murdered and not me? I'm getting 'survivor's guilt' over here guys. WHY NOT MEEEEEEE!? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!"
by Hym Iam September 11, 2025
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.9.I Get Head.9.

.9.I Get Head.9.
.9.I Get Head.9.
by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. September 12, 2025
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