google-eyed

When a person standing face to face with you and one eye looking directly at you and the other is looking somewhere else. Also see “cock-eyed.”

“I don’t even know what to do when I see that google-eyed girl. I mean, do I focus on the eye that’s looking at me or the one that’s looking over there?”

by BrigittaSuzannaLouisa June 4, 2022

google problem

An embarrassing phrase or fact that comes up at the top of the search results when your name is Googled.

A fomer Congressman from PA has his name equated with, "the frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter somtimes associated with anal sex", when his name is entered into the Google search engine.

That dude has a google problem.

by vladdycat October 14, 2011

Google

the answer to all your questions

Google is the best!
bro can u google that, please?

by The defenitor January 26, 2021

google

its gonna die...

google it. now.

by Funmoring46 July 29, 2021

Google

A search engine bent on taking over planet earth someday very soon...

Google knows all... Hehehehe

by ArtemisWolfe December 9, 2016

Naughty Google

Looking up pics of nude chicks to jackoff to.

I couldn't watch porn last night so i just went Naughty Google

by crazyeskimo August 5, 2012

google head

Anyone who swears by and ONLY uses google as the ONLY search engine/web browser in the universe!

I know plenty of people who’ve NEVER heard of safari, internet explorer, Yahoo, Bing, Edge, firefox! My sister is a big Google head!

by Redsonjaoriginal June 29, 2023