pussy melon

Someone who is scared of sitting on a melon in case it gets stuck in their vagina
sit on it u pussy melon!!!
by Jack macc December 23, 2016
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patriot pussy

Patriot Pussy: A phenomenon in the United States where young women are willing to have sex with a guy almost exclusively on the virtue of his military membership. It happens predominantly in Texas and other Southern States.

Patriot pussy is normally given under two circumstances:

- The distinctly American hero-worship of military members, which leads to sexual attraction. This form is typically subconscious.

- The desperate hope of getting knocked up buy a guy with a stable income, and the opportunity to vacate whatever podunk town you were born in. This form is typically premeditated.
Being stationed in Wichita Falls sucked, but I sure got a lot of patriot pussy.
by NeroJoe June 18, 2014
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Pussy Bookmark

Pussy Bookmark is a term for a guy who a bitch just keeps around until her ex comes back.
That boys just her little pussy bookmark.
by Elitefaggot April 27, 2020
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pussy intake

an oxymoron referring to the physical amount of vagina one man can handle in a single night.
"If you get rid of those pet rats, you could be getting a lot more pussy intake man."
by Big Thor April 15, 2009
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catapult pussy

When a guy isn't interested in a girl and she dosnt get the hint. She continues to try every thing to get his attention. Flaunting every thing she has including catapulting her pussy at him from affar.
Catapult pussy is when you hear the catapult clicling back to catapult that pussy cause she is so desperate.
by Tell her 1 June 10, 2017
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pussy machine

A guy that can nail pussy fast like a jackhammer
Man Branson brewer is a pussy machine

Brandon Alexander can fuck so hard it is like I'm getting pounded out by a jack hammer
by Sexmachine October 13, 2015
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surrogate pussy

n.

An object or orifice that can pleasure a man's penis by mimicking many of the sensations of penetrating a vagina.

examples: ass pussy, mouth pussy, handpussy, tit pussy, pocket pussy, foot pussy etc.
When Butch became my prison cellmate, I offered to make him a fifi like mine, but he preferred to use my virgin asshole as his surrogate pussy, instead.
by NeverGonnaGetIt69 July 27, 2021
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