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Morning Star Balls

When its so cold outside your balls get hard and iced up
“Man my MORNING STAR BALLS are growing icicles
by anonymous December 21, 2020
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Monday Morning Quarterback

A person, usually another’s arrogant boss or supervisor with lackadaisical work ethic. This turd will leave early the previous week because he can. On Monday Morning, they are ready to work more than ever, but just for a few hours, they start criticizing what took place after they left early, then start barking orders for the upcoming week. This person is usually a clown and not taken seriously by people who actually work and is not important enough to report others because he is afraid his lackadaisical work ethic will get him in trouble.
Ahh Monday, cant wait to hear what sergeant doosh has to say about the emergency repair we had to take on Friday. I bet he says it was too costly then disappears for the week. He is such a Monday Morning Quarterback
by Adiggy December 22, 2020
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Morning Wake Up

The act of waking someone up by pissing into there face as they sleep as you tap them on the shoulder.
Lawn Dad 1: "my daughter always sleeps in until noon how to I get her to wake up earlier?”

Lawn dad 2: "for 3 days straight I pulled a Morning Wake Up on kalyee and she always gets up right at 6 o clock sharp"
by Straightpipenation January 10, 2021
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Morning Wood

George Butler doesn’t get morning wood, he IS MORNING WOOD!!!
by Dr. Strap-On January 30, 2021
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Morning Glory

A phenomenon mostly seen on the male species, it happens when a male specimen wakes up with of the hardening of their phallus, so hard to the point of it poking a hole through fabric of reality. In reality it probably because you drank too much water before sleeping.
Bruh my morning Glory woke me up, right on time before i took a massive wizz.
by WifeCuckolder24/7 February 17, 2021
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Satan's morning cumshot

When you pour milk on your cereal and it splashes you like a cute lil cumshot.
Morning John, what's that stain on your shirt?

Its Satan's morning cumshot...
by Satans_cum_bitch February 25, 2021
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Hood morning

A friendly way of saying good morning from your friendly neighborhood hood rat
by Issa bootyhoe March 28, 2021
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