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Why it's christmas

You should use a condom because it's christmas. Why? Because ho ho ho. (used when explaining protected sex to teens)
I just had to give the talk to my son and tell him why it's Christmas.
by itsmenotjames December 7, 2024
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That's not why they did it

How the fuck do you know, Piers? Is that why THEY SAID they did it or are you just projecting the motivation you would like them to have on them so you can smear what's his name?
Hym "That's not why they did it? That's YOUR OPINION Piers. Or you are desperate to scapegoat Tommy Robinson. Either or."
by Hym Iam August 8, 2024
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The why

Then why. THEN WHY!! Not The Why, THEN WHY!!!
(1) The why?
(2) THEN WHY!!!!! *kills (1)*
by theostarguyyy September 8, 2024
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Why u so fat?!

Your Chinese dad yelling at you at 3am for not eating all of you egg rolls and getting a 98% in maths
Why u so fat?! Jonathan?!
by Nugget32 June 9, 2022
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Why aren’t you in someone’s frat house?

Guy: Dude I need to start settling down soon.
Guy 2: Why aren’t you in someone’s frat house?
by chckndrmstck August 14, 2024
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Why so furious?

A term used to infuriate an already angry person in a joking manner. Can be said in a multitude of tones to be delivered with different hidden meanings such as insulting or genuine care.
*already angry person*
"Why so furious?"
by Wedefarm December 31, 2024
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