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Paper

A thin slice of material. Normally used for drawing.
I’m going to draw on some paper.
by ImaginativeAI May 7, 2023
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Paper Bishop

a false display of acceptance or wokeness made in an attempt to curry favor in a social setting, originating from the writings of the Reverend Roth to 17th century dioceses on the role of public prayer.
Sally was being such a paper bishop around miranda even though she's a life long member of the EDL
by Ground Lamb December 22, 2023
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Toilet Paper

The Sun Newspaper is so bad that I wouldn't even use it as toilet paper.
by UltimateDoge June 5, 2022
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paper folding

to work an office job.

to relax and kill time while working.
look at that lazy paper folder.

another day at work another day of paper folding.
origin. when reading a news paper one often folds it, commonly seen in an office enviroment.
by killen villain September 30, 2008
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Paper mache

Paper mache,
Art an a cave,
Super hero,
No cape. Capture a claim,
Climates will change,
When colder winds came,
Did you remember my name.

leave me a key left out in the rain?
Did I fiddle your pockets,
An bark at the strain the indeffiant pain?
That since I’ve had you, I’ve had nothing left to gain? No remark boasted in vain.

No retract for the want no the need for a surge through my veins.

An I contemplate damage darkness an dismay.
I recollect all my aggressive an am violent outraged.

But only when confused and feel falling oddly out placed.
So take what you want how you may.. I think more that I should how it could really be.
by Titus dyfilid February 17, 2019
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Toilet Paper Patriot

Toilet Paper Patriots are those American citizens who are in support of the insurrection on Jan 6 but were too much of a coward to do it themselves.

Also those who promoted and incited the rhetoric via Social Media that caused the Jan 6 insurrection but was didn't take part in the attack itself are also Toilet Paper Patriots.
Carl talked all big and bad about how he would do something against the government if given the chance but when the time came he was at home in his mom basement being a Toilet Paper Patriot.
by ORC was here May 7, 2021
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Morning paper

A pornographic literature, usually in form of a fanfic read in the morning, public or otherwise "inappropriate" time or place
Weeb1: Hey I found this AMAZING fic from (insert fandom). I gotta warn you tho it's of explicit kind.
Weeb2: Sounds like my morning paper.
by Nihilisticbear November 27, 2021
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