Ryan Block

Lazy slob. Good for nothing fatass.

*guy rolling on floor jumping up and down* "ahaha lol dude hes doin a ryan block!"

by Joshhay October 28, 2010

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Social Blocking

People socializing in the halls causing other unable to pass through.

Teacher: Why are you late for class?
Student: Sorry, Social Blockers were blocking the halls.
Social Blocking

by Master Of The Dicktionary February 08, 2011

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Tassel-Blocked

The awkward position one finds oneself in when a girlfriend, or wife, agrees to do or wear something thrilling ( like nipple tassels ) but then, in the interim, uses this promise to win impossible arguments etc.

Example :

Joe “ So, did you get to watch the game last nite ? “

Joel “ Nah man, there was some crappy romantic comedy on HBO, and the girlfriend still has me tassel-blocked “

by Jazz D'Gascoyne January 04, 2010

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Riffer's Block

When a guitarist has a hard to coming up with new riffs. Similar to when a writer has trouble coming up with any new ideas.

Rhythm Guitarist: 'Come up with any new riff for tomorrow's practice?'

Lead Guitarist: 'No, sorry, I had Riffer's Block.'

by guitargod69 May 09, 2010

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Salt-blocking

The act of placing a napkin under the lid of a salt shaker, screwing the cap on, and tearing the edges off so it looks like a regular saltshaker, and watching people try to get salt with no success..

similar to cock-blocking but with salt, not cock.

Guy 1- Dude don't get salt out of the saltshaker on the left side of the aisle.

Guy 2- Why?

Guy 1- We are salt-blocking the entire lunch line.

Guy 2- Damn thats awesome, lets watch.

by CaseDog March 04, 2010

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