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swamp turtle

A gerentocratic member of government who has a reptuation for elitism, dishonesty, and possible clandestine backing from the permanent institutions of state and the bureaucracy, the military-industrial complex, or corporate lobbyists, popularly referred to as "the swamp."
I believe in truth and justice as the next guy, but the only way you this bill passed is by letting those swamp turtles water it down in committee and earmark it with pork.
by supersecretidentity May 20, 2022
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Swamp Donkey

A not so rare breed of female that is chunky, stinks, and has loose gaped out pussy lips that hangs like sleeve of wizard.
Damn vato did you see that snapchat from the party last weekend? That girl esmeralda is a straight swamp donkey, she had 10 dudes filling her up and she was loving it!!
by FuckingTrickyBiscuit April 22, 2021
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Swamp

It can also reffer to your property / house
"Yo nibba don't touch my swamp." , "gtfo of my swamp."
by Honorable_Morsh August 13, 2018
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dirty swamp

a word that’s commonly used when a green ogre sneaks through the window into your bedroom to fuck ya asshole, cum into it and then dip it’s HUGE green willy into your tight ass, leaving their dick just as dirty as their swamp;);)
alex: i heard something really loud in your bedroom last night! what was it?

amelia: oh, that was shrek stretching out my asshole & giving me a dirty swamp!

alex: oh lucky, ya dirty hoe!
by ilikesmoltoes January 29, 2018
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Swamp Brain

(Noun) The feeling of fogginess and fatigue felt in the head the day after smoking a ton of weed.
"I woke up with the worst swamp brain today. I gotta rip a bong ASAP to get rid of it."
by Than Leolater June 1, 2018
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