Is the condition - which generally affects older malse, post mid life crisis. Symptoms include clearly overcompensating for lack of plausible "mojo". Being an absolute douche bag yet being blissfully unaware.
Old man short dick disease can generally be identified by his balding head, prestigious car such as a Lamborghini, Ferrari or Maserati and is at most times accompanied by a perky blonde in her 20s.
Yet don't be fooled this is the full extent of this mans alluring qualities.
Old man short dick disease can generally be identified by his balding head, prestigious car such as a Lamborghini, Ferrari or Maserati and is at most times accompanied by a perky blonde in her 20s.
Yet don't be fooled this is the full extent of this mans alluring qualities.
When you drive past that Lamborghini and see an 58 year old man, generally unatractive and balding. Promo girl in the passanger seat with a great boob Job - you can now think to yourself
'old man short dick disease'
'old man short dick disease'
by GeekSheek June 23, 2012
Since we short people are constantly getting bullied by our friends for our extraordinary and elite height, we deserve ine day of peace. I declare the 16th of September to be our day of peace and no one tall is allowed to bully us. Enjoy!
Anti bullying day for short people states that short people get to have a day of peace without getting bullied.
by skizzysk8 September 16, 2020
Somebody who's not quite mentally competent
Similarly you may use the phrase, a few fries short of a happy meal
Similarly you may use the phrase, a few fries short of a happy meal
Weird Bus Dude: Hey wanna be my friend????? (waves spastically)
B: Can't Say I do
S: Well that guy is a few slices short of a loaf of bread!
B: Can't Say I do
S: Well that guy is a few slices short of a loaf of bread!
by Wicked Witch of the West February 28, 2009
by Jacob coldrick Black October 09, 2020
yeah, you could say Jane was not the brightest bulb in the box, her elevator didn't go to the top floor, she is a few tacos short of a combo platter.
by Jeanette Tomascik September 01, 2006
Taylor: Guess what day it is?
Katie: Idk what?
Taylor: Bully your short friend day!
Katie: Wait, I thought that was yesterday?!?
Taylor: ITS EVERYDAY GREMLIN!!!
Katie: Idk what?
Taylor: Bully your short friend day!
Katie: Wait, I thought that was yesterday?!?
Taylor: ITS EVERYDAY GREMLIN!!!
by Danny "The Tallest" Loops December 11, 2019
oh man, look at this two cans short of a six pack
by Mohamed youssif July 06, 2006