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puddle pirate

-one who jumps in and out of puddles shouting 'i'll find ye treasure matey!'

-a man who 'gets around' (male prostitute), and during his orgasm screams 'Arrrgghhh, thereeeee she blows!'; The puddles symbolize a woman's vagina, and the pirate represents the horny man.
Carly said she met this really nice Puddle Pirate down in the kittery, and he was free for the night. I bet she's going to have a wicked night.
by richie sims March 18, 2008
mugGet the puddle piratemug.
An MMORPG by Disney that gets boring if you don't get Unlimited Access by the time you reach Notoriety level 11, max out your Cutlass and Pistol levels, and buy the level 5 upgrades for both of those weapons, UNLESS you enjoy Sailing and Cannoneering. Also known as POTCO or Potco.
Guy 1: Do you play Pirates of the caribbean online?
Guy 2: Yes I do.
by a;wdlkfj February 14, 2008
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Pirate Duck Mafia

This is a sad bunch of boys that want to sound hard core. They are Narcs and Rats nothing more nothing less.
The Pirate Duck Mafia are rats and will stop and nothing to blame everyone else for what they do wrong.

Whats with the "Pirate Duck Mafia"?

Not much just a bunch of keyboard wannabes.
Realy?
Ya I herd they will drop a dime on ya and blame others for it.
by Duck Humter December 19, 2010
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Moseley Leisure Pirate

A nauseating, skinny-jean, faux leather jacket, beanie wearing 'trendy' from the Moseley area of Birmingham, UK. Similar in appearance and behaviour to their London counterparts: the Camden Leisure Pirates.

Famed for Facebook profile pouting, irreverent devil-may-care staring into the middle distance and constant 'status updates'.

Contempt for his fellow man often written across face.

Do not attempt to slalom through a group of them in a busy Fighting Cocks, because the arrogant wank stains won't move due to being engrossed in using the word "random" in conversation; so you'll end spilling your pint down yourself.

Generally hated by the Moseley 'norms'.
by Quelmo Rodriguez June 16, 2010
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Pirate tea bag

Placing one testicle over a sex partner's eye.
by Timmy the Geek January 13, 2009
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Rat on a Pirate Ship

Going with the flow... #nostress
Her: what do you want for dinner, Chinese? Italian?
Him: I don’t care, anything you want...I’m just a “rat on a pirate ship
by HaydeeMac June 7, 2018
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Smelly Pirate Hooker

Ron Burgundy: You are a smelly pirate hooker. Go back to whore island.
by shoelessloons September 20, 2010
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