peanut eating shane

Shane who just wants to eat peanuts cuz he loves em, but all's he got is a large pizza and a 7 foot bong

Chwas the biggest peanut eating Shane!

by Kev mil April 21, 2017

peanut mum

someone who sells pills in a club

"Ello mate, is there any PM's (peanut mum's) here"

"yes boss, the guy with the stone-island puffa jacket has some"

by JackaBr December 18, 2017

Peanut

Something that really is... just... useless.

That guy is peanut.

I had sex with her/him, it was peanut.

She is such a peanut.

by Eliasmedini June 16, 2020

peanut the turtle

very famous! doesn't love turtle food loves lettuce nd cabbage, have a cousin named bubbles(cat) nd a sister named midoriya(hamster) and a god sister named Willow(Guinea pig) and a god brother named oliver (cat), very energetic, loves sleeping on a humans lap, will dip on yo ass if u aint lookin, loves jumpin from high places, not a snappin turtle

"peanut the turtle is cooler then your family"

by zadetheknicker April 13, 2022

Put that peanut butter on the jelly

An instruction to perform a predetermined action or series of actions swiftly.

When my driver education student took a turn across oncoming traffic excessively leisurely I barked "Put that peanut butter on the jelly, son!"

by Cleveland_50 July 16, 2019

Peanut Butter White

A stupid azz YouTuber who is so cringy that people puke put their souls and then snap back to reality.

I just watched PEANUT BUTTER WHITE.

by Adam baeuker September 6, 2017

Peanut

A kind mother that has one unstable uneducated son!!

Karen your son is such a “peanut”

by Jerrt234 June 8, 2020