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hover job

When you jerk or suck someone off without explicitly touching them, or are jerked or sucked off without touching them, with the intentions of humiliating the jerker offer.
Jacob's mother gave me a hover job and then I gave her an angry dragon.
by Verrukt_Pajamas August 21, 2013
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Wait job

A wait job is where you have to wait on someone but they are late for an agreed upon time. If they fail to meet said time, they are obliged to perform oral sex. Hence the "wait"-job.
You are going on a date and they ask you to pick them up at 6:30 pm. However, they are not ready at 6:30 pm and make you wait for 15 minutes.
They are required to provide you with oral sex for the wait job until completion.
by Kyle Monster February 8, 2021
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Ravioli Job

Dumping a can of Chef Boyardee's Ravioli on his dick and giving him the succ of a lifetime as he shoots his tomato sauce fused cum into your mouth
her: I just want to cuddle tonight
him: There are a few cans left... Can I have one more Ravioli Job?
by Thatoneubergæguy November 8, 2019
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Job snob

A person who uses their job to engage in self appointed status.
"You have no idea how busy my day was and the decisions I made! Honestly, without me the whole place would fall over."
"Jerry - you're being a job snob. The stationary cupboard was already stocked."
by blueuggblblue ugg boots August 15, 2019
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Stink Job

When a guy inserts the head of his penis into a girls anal cavity and stands up quickly.
Yo bro that stink job that Emily gave me was fire. Gave my penis the chills.
by Ppboody4 June 3, 2021
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Phone Job

When a girl figuratively sucks your dick over the phone by using words that cause you to climax.
Ex. Hallie was so impressed by John's guitar that she gave him a phone job.
by Sakura Clicker February 2, 2018
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gollum job

Giving a blow job with frenzied enthusiasm. As if Gollum had taking over your body and the mans penis became the overly desired ring of power.
my boyfriend was really nice and took me to the theatre. When we got home I have him a gollum job as a reward.

That girl gave me a great gollum job.
by gollum666 February 8, 2012
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