Blocking the Hastings

This is a gay 3-way when 2 guys double team another guy . One guy selfishly cums inside his anus, thus blocking the other guy from using it.
Mark was so pissed at Sam for Blocking the Hastings.
by RobJeremy May 20, 2016
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Maker's Block

Similar to "Writer's Block", "Maker's Block" robs those who are usually creatively gifted (see "maker") of their motivation and purpose, leaving them itching (see "maker's itch") to make something but repeatedly failing to find inspiration.
L: What have you been doing in here all this time?
A: Nothing.
L: So you're just sitting there, staring at this mountain of parts?
A: Yep. Maker's Block.
by WordMaker February 02, 2013
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cock block

Someone who will not allow to get some, whether deliberately or not.
Last night Mary was such a cock block, she was pelvic thrusting while the guy was in my room!
by git'erdone March 08, 2009
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cock block

Sometimes used by myself amongst other nerds to mean that a router or firewall is preventing a connection to a computer or server.
Friend: "Dude, I tried to log into your minecraft server but it didn't connect for some reason."

Me: "Oh, sorry my router was cock blocking you. Let me forward the right port number and try again."
by mspinkosu February 10, 2011
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Cock Block

Dean and Cas were doing the frickle frackle when Sam walked in being a cock block.
by Jennynovak May 26, 2015
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Social Blocking

People socializing in the halls causing other unable to pass through.
Teacher: Why are you late for class?
Student: Sorry, Social Blockers were blocking the halls.
Social Blocking
by Master Of The Dicktionary February 08, 2011
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Tassel-Blocked

The awkward position one finds oneself in when a girlfriend, or wife, agrees to do or wear something thrilling ( like nipple tassels ) but then, in the interim, uses this promise to win impossible arguments etc.
Example :

Joe “ So, did you get to watch the game last nite ? “

Joel “ Nah man, there was some crappy romantic comedy on HBO, and the girlfriend still has me tassel-blocked
by Jazz D'Gascoyne January 04, 2010
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