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Doc Blocking

Variation on the phrase cock blocking where a health care specialist is hindering, by whatever means, the chances of another male from flirting or getting a sexual encounter with a female.
by Bob on the FOB February 18, 2011
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Hunnit Block

I smashed bro
Boi: HUNNIT BLOCK!!!!
by Brownmexiboi June 4, 2019
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kid-blocked

When you're not getting laid because your kids are around.
Henry: Me and the wife thought Ashley was sleep for the night but just as I was about to get some for the first time in weeks...she walks in, wanting some water.

Henry's friend: Tough luck on getting kid-blocked!
by MAMA GOOSE 1 July 28, 2017
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Tassel-Blocked

The awkward position one finds oneself in when a girlfriend, or wife, agrees to do or wear something thrilling ( like nipple tassels ) but then, in the interim, uses this promise to win impossible arguments etc.
Example :

Joe “ So, did you get to watch the game last nite ? “

Joel “ Nah man, there was some crappy romantic comedy on HBO, and the girlfriend still has me tassel-blocked “
by Jazz D'Gascoyne January 4, 2010
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Cock Block

Dean and Cas were doing the frickle frackle when Sam walked in being a cock block.
by Jennynovak May 27, 2015
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Blocking the Hastings

This is a gay 3-way when 2 guys double team another guy . One guy selfishly cums inside his anus, thus blocking the other guy from using it.
Mark was so pissed at Sam for Blocking the Hastings.
by RobJeremy May 19, 2016
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C-Block

C-Block is so good at Rocket League
by Dong Flex March 16, 2022
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