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OH HAIL THE KING JOHNNY DEPP

DADDY JOHNNY DEPP

boyfriend material ;)
Person 1: Have you seen Johnny depp?

Person 2: YEAH HES SO HOT AND SEXY AND IS BOYFRIEND MATERIAL!
by DADDY DEPP April 17, 2022
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National Send Underwear Pics to Your Boyfriend Day

April 18 is the national day to send pictures of yourself in only underwear to your boyfriend- especially if his initials are ALM.
“Wow my name is also the name of a river in Asia, and it’s also National Send Underwear Pics to Your Boyfriend Day so I should send a picture of me in underwear to my super cool boyfriend!”
by Riverlover69 April 18, 2022
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boyfriend arms

squishy strong arms that can carry things, good for hugs
by wonieluvr November 3, 2021
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Armory boyfriend

The boyfriend that looks out for you best interest and is overprotective and possessive. Always wants to talk and know how you are doing. Will make you the happiest you’ve ever been.
He’s so caring he must be an armory boyfriend
by Alannatheduck November 13, 2021
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Napalm boyfriend

A boyfriend who's so clingy it destroys the relationship.
"She told me we need some space, what should I do?"
"Bro, you need to stop being such a napalm boyfriend."
by Nervous_Language November 18, 2021
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Boyfriend

A male person who is destined to be a footnote in your sexual history. All your shared memories with him will eventually exist only in your fading memory. Your relationship with him was started specifically so that it could end eventually. The essence of your relationship is to extract pleasure from him as possible before he or you ultimately disappoint and the relation is over. In our throw away society, he is eventually relegated to the trash heap and replaced by the new shiny boy who you take down from the shelf. As the nurse in the waiting room says: "NEXT!" And, as has been said before: "Men are like buses; wait a few minutes and another will come along."
I broke up with my boyfriend because I could not believe he liked strawberry ice cream.
by Curmudgeoncake November 20, 2021
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Boyfriend

Something that I don't have
I don't have a boyfriend, I guess my sexiness scares the off
by Ur-Mom-Gots-It-Goin-On March 10, 2022
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