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Metal Bro

Acts like a conventional bro, but listens to mainstream extremely heavy metal music. Most commonly known for aggressive and extreme hardcore dance moves in "The Pit", at there favorite local venues. Also tend to hit on preppy or "plastic type chicks".
skinny jeans, gauges in ears, flat brimmed crooked hat, brutal band T-shirts, hi- top shoes, and a sporty book bag to put your weed and booze. sometimes metal bros even listen to there ipod's while throwing down during a show.
by Carlsbad3737 October 16, 2010
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Heavy Metal

Can you sing about something else besides Satan?
Can you sing at all?
Can you not be such goth fucktards?
Can you focus more on music and maybe write some non-retarded lyrics and maybe get someone who can actually sing to sing them?
Can you make it a little more normal and a little less like goth vampire shit?
Can you make it a little more closer to rock & roll?
Can you go five seconds without mentioning Satan?
^And why the fuck do you do that anyways in the first place?
Do you even know the difference between something that sounds like shit and noise and mud vs. something that actually sounds good?
After all of these years heavy metal turned out to only be good for giving us very few bands that could rock and spew something lyrically that wasn't about Satan every other word.I guess there were also alot of faggy hair metal bands and not all of them were Satanic so that's an amazing fact but they still sounded like shit.And since that era it's all been really goth and just trying to push more of the Satanic shit from the back burner to the front burner.Um,what about music?? What ever happened to that?
by choke on a huge cock January 1, 2006
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Metal Head

metal heads are people that listen to the different kinds of metal and most of them hate emos but metal heads wear black band t-shirts and usually have long hair
slipknot,korn,dope,fear fatory,as i lay dying,lamb of god,pantera,and static-x are bands some metal head listen to
by metal owns!! April 9, 2006
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Grindcore Metal

Death/Black Metal Vocals
Thrash/Death Music
Sometimes with a synth to add Effects (chains,powertools,glass breaking etc...)

FUCKIN MENTAL MUSIC
by jason December 30, 2003
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death metal

Death metal is characterized mostly by absolutely unintelligible vocals - often not even real words - and drummers who only know how to use thier bass pedal.
Cannibal Corpse is a fine example... of the worst music I've heard in my life.
by Adam Laughlin August 15, 2005
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Heavy Metal

Heavy Metal Music is a bunch of retards attempting to make noise and call it music. They think that screaming into a microphone and playing guitars and drums at the same time passes off as music, obviously they are wrong.

Listeners of heavy metal are usually loners who stick to their own bunch of people and hate everything other people like. People who listen to Heavy Metal are extremely critical and like to criticize everything because they do not like it.

Furthermore, people who listen to Heavy Metal music hate mainstream music because unfortunately their music can't make it to mainstream as it is not music but just random, retarded sounds and screams which have no meaning.

Most Heavy Metal is based on Satan and self harm. They also like to sing about the government and how it is corrupt, but the bands who sing about this do not realise that it is the same government that made them rich.

Heavy Metal is pure evil and should not be regarded as music.

Music is a sound perceived as pleasingly harmonious, Heavy Metal however, is not pleasing nor harmonious, it is the complete opposite.
Emo: RARARARARARAR

Normal Person: Err....

Emo: ARARARARARRROOOROROROROROr

Normal Person: Are you trying to be a lion again?

Emo: No i'm singing Heavy Metal.

Normal Person: Oh..ok....i'm just going to leave now
by Isinglikealioncosithinkimcool December 24, 2010
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